Vegetarian or Lesbian

Les étudiantes d'Helen en visual arts sont soit vegetarian, soit lesbian. Extrait de dialogue surréaliste qui nous a bien fait marrer :

ME: - I brought some "foie gras" from France, would you like to join our "foie gras" party next week?
HELEN: - But she is vegetarian!
THE GIRL: - No, I am not vegetarian, I am lesbian!
ME: - Too bad, if you were vegetarian we'd have more "foie gras", but if you are lesbian, we'll have less girls...